Namely 90s
Namely 90s
#243 - The Lost World vs. Jurassic World Rebirth | Boot or Reboot
Two Boot or Reboots in a row? Well, Andrew pitched it and Brandon had already thought of it for a later episode and used that instead. So will Andrew pick the sequel of the original movie or the sequel to the sequel trilogy.
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Outro:
Pixelland by Kevin MacLeod
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Audio file
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Transcript
00:00:00 Andrew
I guess Europe is looking for sort of a.
00:00:03 Andrew
Right.
00:00:03 Andrew
And Macrol is one of those people.
00:00:05 Andrew
Also, a delicious confectionery French.
00:00:08 Brandon
Which one is?
00:00:09 Brandon
The one with the coconuts or the little pasty cakes? Macaron.
00:00:12 Andrew
Well, to me.
00:00:12 Andrew
So that's a there's a macron and then there's macaroon.
00:00:18 Andrew
You know the difference.
00:00:21 Andrew
You know you.
00:00:22 Andrew
I don't know how to say Macron.
00:00:27 Andrew
Is it Macron, macrons, Macron, Macron, macaroni.
00:00:28 Brandon
That's that's my home, my home.
00:00:33 Andrew
That I got pile of coconut with like that like that.
00:00:36 Brandon
Chocolate over? Yeah.
00:00:37 Andrew
Condensed sweetened milk with the chocolate on it.
00:00:39 Brandon
Yeah, I guess that would be a chocolate macaroon.
00:00:40 Brandon
Macaron.
00:00:43 Andrew
I we have.
00:00:43 Andrew
Do the we have to contort your?
00:00:45 Andrew
Into like the? Yeah, you know sansparilla and macaroni.
00:00:50 Brandon
Yes, I'd like a macron and a macaron.
00:00:54 Andrew
I macron.
00:00:58 Andrew
Anyway, there you go. That was it.
00:00:59 Brandon
Yeah.
00:00:59 Brandon
Perfect.
00:01:00 Brandon
Yeah, cool.
00:01:01 Andrew
A macarena.
00:01:02 Brandon
We got it. Cut. Print.
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00:01:48 Andrew
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00:01:52 Brandon
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00:02:00 Andrew
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00:02:13 Andrew
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Yeah, we're just Venmo.
00:02:16 Brandon
Yeah.
00:02:17 Andrew
Anyway, sorry I really botched that today.
00:02:19 Andrew
I don't know what's.
00:02:20 Brandon
No worries. You know, just.
00:02:21
Going on.
00:02:21 Andrew
I think we should wrap this thing.
00:02:23 Brandon
Yeah. Fun. You didn't for the final season 4 found in season.
00:02:28 Andrew
Like I said.
00:02:29 Andrew
Feels like the last week of.
00:02:30 Andrew
You know, it's like it's all kind of loose.
00:02:31 Brandon
Yeah.
00:02:32 Andrew
Just signing yearbooks.
00:02:33 Brandon
Doing whatever we want to do.
00:02:35 Brandon
So we'll do.
00:02:35 Andrew
There'll be no homework.
00:02:36 Brandon
Reboot or reboots. Right now right in a row.
00:02:39 Andrew
Yeah, well, my my proposition was a boot reboot or re reboot that got that got quashed unfortunately.
00:02:45 Brandon
Oh, sorry, I was going for a run so I didn't have time to.
00:02:51 Andrew
I was just being funny more than anything. I think this makes.
00:02:54 Andrew
Sense but.
00:02:55 Brandon
And it's really like 2 1/2 minutes long and we're not cutting.
00:02:57 Andrew
Re re reboot.
00:03:00 Brandon
That's pretty good.
00:03:03 Brandon
Yeah.
00:03:05 Brandon
Well, day it's been since we last recorded.
00:03:09 Andrew
Yeah, let's see what else.
00:03:11 Andrew
Another near miss in the in the air traffic world.
00:03:15 Andrew
Did you see that Southwest plane?
00:03:16 Brandon
Oh, the the yeah.
00:03:19 Brandon
Yeah.
00:03:19 Brandon
There wasn't the.
00:03:21 Brandon
Quick touch and take off.
00:03:22 Andrew
Yeah. Yeah, they.
00:03:23 Brandon
When that.
00:03:23 Andrew
They didn't actually end up touching, but they had to do a go around. And you, you listen to the air traffic control audio, the private jet pilot is clearly very confused, but I will admit that, like, Midway is a very confusing airport. And I know they've done a.
00:03:26 Brandon
Yeah.
00:03:34 Brandon
Mm.
00:03:36 Andrew
To like standardize the English phrases that are used in air traffic control all across the world, like English is the language of air traffic control.
00:03:40 Brandon
Mm.
00:03:43 Brandon
You know, whiskey factory, strawberry go.
00:03:45 Andrew
But like if you can't follow directions around the airport, maybe you shouldn't be driving a vehicle at the airport like. I know that sounds bad.
00:03:54 Andrew
Me sound like an authoritarian takeover.
00:03:57 Andrew
D bag but like I think we have to be a little safer, don't you think?
00:04:01 Brandon
Yeah. Did you just say if if.
00:04:04 Brandon
Di you should know your place.
00:04:08 Andrew
That's that's not what I.
00:04:09 Andrew
But if you if you don't understand the airport or you don't have a loose understanding of its layout and how to get around it like maybe don't cross the runway, maybe don't be doing that.
00:04:17 Brandon
Yeah.
00:04:20 Andrew
This is where, like private jets.
00:04:22 Andrew
It's a lot like people are a lot less regulated. That's where.
00:04:25 Andrew
Lot of the accidents happen.
00:04:27 Andrew
Not the commercial.
00:04:28 Andrew
Typically they're just dodging the maniacs driving around aimlessly.
00:04:29 Brandon
Alright.
00:04:32 Andrew
The airport.
00:04:33 Brandon
True, I mean.
00:04:34 Brandon
You ever been in a Cessna?
00:04:35 Brandon
Things are basically made of milk crates and duct tape.
00:04:40 Andrew
It's just like, it's like a drinking straws with like, disposable plastic bags just taped around.
00:04:46 Brandon
Yeah, it's a nightmare for the turtles. If they crash over water.
00:04:52 Brandon
Work to the Max.
00:04:54 Brandon
Yeah.
00:04:55 Brandon
Work to the Max serials, yeah.
00:04:56 Andrew
Strangling all those turtles.
00:04:58 Andrew
Yeah, but in.
00:04:59 Andrew
Case glad that no one was hurt in that near Miss.
00:05:02 Brandon
Yeah, that was that was crazy video.
00:05:03 Brandon
Too.
00:05:08 Andrew
Meanwhile, in your local authoritarian takeover, what else happened?
00:05:09 Brandon
Well, good upset.
00:05:12 Andrew
Oh, I saw the thing where Jon Stewart, like, cut his hand on a mug when he snatched it on TV.
00:05:15 Brandon
Oh yeah.
00:05:17 Brandon
I love how the mug said world's most.
00:05:24 Andrew
That's pretty good.
00:05:25 Brandon
Yeah, last night's episode was pretty good.
00:05:26 Brandon
Let's see.
00:05:29 Andrew
I I.
00:05:30 Andrew
I watched about 5 minutes and I had to go play Rocket League so.
00:05:32 Brandon
Tonight's episode is good too.
00:05:34 Brandon
Does he?
00:05:36 Brandon
Honestly, I think Desiree should take over.
00:05:38 Brandon
Maybe her and Jordan Klepper take over The Daily Show.
00:05:43 Brandon
No offense to Rodney Chang and.
00:05:45 Brandon
Michael kosta. But.
00:05:45 Andrew
It's OK.
00:05:46 Andrew
They can't all be good as.
00:05:48 Andrew
I mean, they can't all be superstars, right?
00:05:50 Brandon
Yeah.
00:05:50 Andrew
Oh, by the way, that was funny. When you sent the picture of the, that wasn't the story of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
00:05:55 Andrew
You're like they fired two people from this picture.
00:05:55 Brandon
Well.
00:05:58 Andrew
You guess which two turns.
00:06:00 Andrew
If the black man and the woman and the rest of them are old, grumpy looking white men.
00:06:05 Brandon
You know what they need to bring back grumpy old men, which was like.
00:06:13 Brandon
A movie with.
00:06:13 Brandon
For me, right? Yeah.
00:06:15 Brandon
Yeah, from the 90s with.
00:06:19 Brandon
What's his name? Walter Cronkite. Nope.
00:06:25 Andrew
Tom Brokaw, Peter.
00:06:27 Andrew
No, these are all just news anchors.
00:06:30 Brandon
Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau.
00:06:33 Brandon
Oh yeah, Walter.
00:06:35 Andrew
Speaking of Lemon, did you see?
00:06:38 Andrew
No, I was gonna say Omega Dom. Lemon joke. But did you see that MSNBC cancelled like?
00:06:41 Brandon
He's returned.
00:06:44 Andrew
Two non white hosts or something from their network.
00:06:48 Brandon
No.
00:06:50 Brandon
Was was that the one?
00:06:52 Andrew
Clearly I should be saying this with such certainty when I can't even explain to you who they were.
00:06:58 Andrew
But.
00:06:58 Brandon
I also saw it wasn't Don Lemon, who some someone oh.
00:07:00
Uh.
00:07:09 Brandon
Lester Holtz is retiring? Yeah.
00:07:11 Andrew
Mr. Holt retiring.
00:07:14 Brandon
Yeah.
00:07:14 Andrew
I've never watched that Channel, but.
00:07:17 Brandon
Like NBC.
00:07:20 Andrew
I I watch the David Muir ABC News never because I don't watch ABC.
00:07:26 Andrew
But when I do it's David Muir. I grew up on ABC News, though Peter Jennings.
00:07:28 Brandon
The alternative is yeah, a.
00:07:32 Brandon
Hands for sure.
00:07:33 Brandon
Steve Poole on our local channel.
00:07:35 Andrew
Well, I feel.
00:07:36 Brandon
Right to the Max.
00:07:36 Andrew
Like, you know, like how there's a whole the miracle whip mayonnaise thing like some households are miracle whip. Some households are mayonnaise.
00:07:43 Brandon
Versus fast food.
00:07:48 Andrew
The people who like Miracle whip are like no, it's just like mayonnaise.
00:07:52 Brandon
It's not really.
00:07:53 Andrew
It's not.
00:07:53 Andrew
That's like news.
00:07:54 Andrew
You've got like the Como people or the mayonnaise people, right?
00:08:00 Andrew
The The The King five people are like the miracle whip people, the Kara 7.
00:08:04 Andrew
I'm not sure what's going on over there and and in Q13, it's like putting marshmallow fluff on your sandwich, you know.
00:08:06 Brandon
I'll take.
00:08:07 Brandon
7 As a miracle whip.
00:08:08 Brandon
Then.
00:08:14 Brandon
Yeah.
00:08:15 Andrew
It's weird over there. Q13 fox.
00:08:20 Brandon
This is gonna be your type.
00:08:22 Andrew
I don't.
00:08:23 Andrew
It wasn't very good joke.
00:08:24 Andrew
It is funny though, when news channels were like Channel 2 news and I'm like, we didn't have channel.
00:08:29 Andrew
It was just like that, that snow, the black and white snow, where it's like Fox 73, you're like, why is a local channel on channel 73?
00:08:33 Brandon
Yeah.
00:08:39 Brandon
I think partly's partly's NBC.
00:08:42 Brandon
Affiliates is Channel 2.
00:08:47 Andrew
Look, I'm flipping.
00:08:48 Andrew
Do you want me to go from Channel 4 to channel 6 to channel 83 for the local news?
00:08:53 Andrew
What's going on there?
00:08:54 Andrew
Is it not?
00:08:56 Andrew
What's the deal with that?
00:08:57 Brandon
What's the deal with airline?
00:08:59 Brandon
Oh, I had to set up a PA over the weekend.
00:09:03 Andrew
Public address by.
00:09:04 Brandon
Yeah.
00:09:04 Andrew
The that's what I was trying to get at.
00:09:05 Andrew
Was making jokes about Pennsylvania.
00:09:07 Brandon
Yeah.
00:09:09 Brandon
So I4 score and seven hours ago, yeah.
00:09:13 Andrew
The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania.
00:09:17 Brandon
They yes.
00:09:18 Brandon
A. What does PA stand for in that context?
00:09:22 Andrew
Public address.
00:09:24 Andrew
Public address, yeah.
00:09:24 Brandon
APA system.
00:09:25 Brandon
Yep, Yep, that makes sense.
00:09:28 Brandon
I had to put together a microphone and some speakers.
00:09:32 Andrew
Which should be a stretch for you.
00:09:32
And.
00:09:34 Brandon
Which shouldn't be a stretch for me given how much everything we do is digital.
00:09:39 Brandon
It's like I haven't.
00:09:39 Andrew
That is true.
00:09:40 Brandon
I haven't touched well and then you used to do. You used to do the sound?
00:09:45 Brandon
Indeed.
00:09:45 Brandon
I did the lights.
00:09:47 Brandon
Not well, by the way.
00:09:50 Brandon
Put a spotlight on them.
00:09:51 Brandon
It's cooler than.
00:09:54 Brandon
If they're in college.
00:09:59 Brandon
But yeah, what was I saying?
00:10:01 Brandon
Yeah. So I had to put one of those together and it was just like.
00:10:05 Brandon
Wow, this is old school.
00:10:06 Brandon
Is this?
00:10:07 Brandon
I don't know what my point was, OK?
00:10:10 Andrew
Oh, I have something to say.
00:10:13 Andrew
I saw news today that well, you. Are you aware of this whole lawsuit from the the Crichton estate against John Wells and Noah Wiley of the Pit?
00:10:21 Brandon
You've done once or twice twice.
00:10:23 Andrew
So apparently the judge is allowing it to go forward and go to.
00:10:28 Brandon
Mm.
00:10:29 Andrew
Basically, they're alleging that Crichton state is alleging that the Pitt is a derivative work of ER because it takes place in an.
00:10:37 Andrew
Now granted, it doesn't have the showrunner from ER, and one of the main stars, but they have different names and it's like a different concept.
00:10:40 Brandon
Yeah.
00:10:44 Brandon
Mm.
00:10:44 Andrew
Don't think the Crichton estate's gonna.
00:10:46 Andrew
And frankly, I'm not sure that they should, but it is illegal for word.
00:10:51 Brandon
I mean.
00:10:53 Brandon
Do I just end up setting out a court to?
00:10:56 Andrew
Probably. I mean they can go sue Grey's Anatomy.
00:10:58 Andrew
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure.
00:11:00 Andrew
Sherry Crichton needs the money, which is the same reason she had James Patterson finish eruption for Wrighten.
00:11:08 Brandon
Did you end up reading that?
00:11:09 Andrew
It.
00:11:10 Andrew
My bedside.
00:11:10 Andrew
I need to read it.
00:11:11 Andrew
Apparently it's kind of a let down at the end because, well, the end was not.
00:11:15 Brandon
Waiting by someone else.
00:11:15 Andrew
Patterson's not a good writer.
00:11:16 Brandon
Yeah, I mean, she.
00:11:17 Andrew
He's just not anywhere near what like.
00:11:19 Andrew
Type of writing.
00:11:20 Brandon
Wrote all those white novels about.
00:11:24 Brandon
Percy Jackson.
00:11:25 Andrew
No.
00:11:27 Brandon
He wrote all of those YA novels about.
00:11:29 Andrew
These are prolific mystery author.
00:11:34 Andrew
Anyway, so she needs to keep.
00:11:35 Brandon
Michael Friedman.
00:11:36 Andrew
Keep the money.
00:11:38 Andrew
But we'll see what the outcome of that is.
00:11:41 Andrew
IP of Michael Crichton, so.
00:11:44 Brandon
James Patterson.
00:11:49 Brandon
You know.
00:11:50 Andrew
Maxima bride baby is let me write that one.
00:11:53 Brandon
Kiss the girls.
00:11:57 Brandon
Along came a spider.
00:11:58 Andrew
That's what's written on the inside of Donald Trump's wrist, so he can remind himself.
00:12:03 Brandon
Lies, he told me. She's in love with.
00:12:04 Andrew
Yeah, maximum ride. My James Patterson.
00:12:06 Andrew
My James Patterson is the most the best selling author.
00:12:12 Brandon
Of all time.
00:12:14 Brandon
Maybe not.
00:12:15 Brandon
Alex Cross, that's who I was.
00:12:17 Brandon
To think of.
00:12:19 Brandon
Let's see.
00:12:22 Brandon
I feel like Wikipedia would say that.
00:12:25 Andrew
He writes thrillers.
00:12:27 Brandon
Maximum ride were banned from 2 elementary school libraries in Florida's Martin County School District and placed in their middle school libraries.
00:12:34 Brandon
I mean if you.
00:12:35 Andrew
Sold 425,000,000 copies of his books. I don't know.
00:12:38 Andrew
The most prolific, but that's a lot.
00:12:43 Brandon
He was arguing that maximum ride shouldn't be banned in elementary school library 'cause he wants 5th graders to read his stuff.
00:12:58 Brandon
Cool.
00:12:59 Andrew
Anyway, well, there you go, Patterson.
00:13:06 Andrew
I'm trying to segue Cately into that stuff.
00:13:08 Brandon
You did a great job and I derailed it because again, you just signing your books.
00:13:12 Andrew
Thank.
00:13:16 Andrew
Hack us have a kick gas summer is not.
00:13:20 Andrew
People wrote.
00:13:21 Andrew
Tags have a great summer.
00:13:23 Brandon
Yeah.
00:13:24 Brandon
No.
00:13:25 Brandon
Are you making a play on?
00:13:26 Brandon
And then I just, it's as a bad comedy partner. I didn't pick up on that.
00:13:27 Brandon
I don't.
00:13:27 Andrew
I actually don't know.
00:13:31 Andrew
You're like, yeah. No, that's not what it was. I actually got.
00:13:34 Brandon
Yeah. First of all, in terms correct your partner.
00:13:38 Andrew
Yeah, just.
00:13:39 Andrew
Just screeching to a halt.
00:13:42 Andrew
Perfect.
00:13:42 Brandon
You know, I did say maybe we shouldn't record tonight at some point.
00:13:46 Andrew
Well, but you know what?
00:13:47 Andrew
Like when Friday comes, they're like, let's play Rocket League instead.
00:13:51 Brandon
Yep. And then it's like Sunday, and I'm like.
00:13:52 Andrew
We start recording Monday morning.
00:13:55 Brandon
Yeah.
00:13:57 Andrew
So what are we going to do today on the namely 90s podcast?
00:14:01 Brandon
Thanks your.
00:14:03 Brandon
It's always weird when someone says Naomie 90s podcast.
00:14:04 Andrew
Still, namely.
00:14:06 Andrew
Podcast. How old am I? Oh boy.
00:14:10 Brandon
See you just shutting you down again.
00:14:12 Brandon
Is with me tonight.
00:14:15 Brandon
We are doing a Buddha reboot.
00:14:19 Brandon
As Andrew may have hinted at with Michael Crichton, we are actually just blatantly said earlier.
00:14:26 Brandon
So did I.
00:14:27 Brandon
We're going to be looking at.
00:14:29 Brandon
The sequels to Jurassic Park, should they?
00:14:33 Brandon
It be rebooted.
00:14:36 Brandon
I mean, we already are rebooting it, my point being.
00:14:40
We're going to.
00:14:40 Brandon
Look at the first sequel to Jurassic Park.
00:14:44 Brandon
We're going to look at.
00:14:44 Brandon
Start of the sequence.
00:14:48 Brandon
Trilogy to the sequel trilogy.
00:14:52 Brandon
Jurassic World.
00:14:54 Brandon
So we're going to be looking at the lost world of Jurassic Park, this trailer as well as as well as 2.
00:15:06 Andrew
As well to you.
00:15:06 Brandon
Sorry.
00:15:07 Brandon
As well, two as.
00:15:10 Brandon
Jurassic World Re birth scar scarring and Scar Jones scarring.
00:15:14 Andrew
Starring Starlet joins.
00:15:17 Brandon
Yeah, you know what?
00:15:18 Andrew
I was just gonna say oh.
00:15:22 Andrew
I have not seen the new trailer 'cause.
00:15:24 Andrew
Did not watch.
00:15:25 Andrew
Super Bowl.
00:15:25 Brandon
I watched the the ad in Super Bowl but I didn't go and watch the longer trailer.
00:15:32 Brandon
This will also be fresh me.
00:15:32 Brandon
In the world.
00:15:35 Andrew
With dinosaurs, yeah.
00:15:35 Brandon
Are you ready for?
00:15:39 Andrew
Y'all ready for this?
00:15:39 Brandon
Wow.
00:15:45
Mommy. Daddy.
00:15:49 Brandon
Oh dear.
00:15:52 Andrew
Is it Starbucks or team?
00:15:53 Brandon
Maybe we are going to stop for a second. That little girl ended up being. I want to say that's.
00:16:02 Brandon
The sister from Fast and Furious.
00:16:04
OK.
00:16:05 Andrew
It's about family.
00:16:05 Brandon
Yeah, yeah, family.
00:16:07 Brandon
Family on a yacht cruise stumbled upon site B.
00:16:12 Andrew
Site B.
00:16:12 Jurassic Trailer
Now it's only a matter of time before this lost world is found and pillaged.
00:16:17
They said.
00:16:18 Brandon
It they said the thing.
00:16:21
Hopefully we kept this island quarantine and to see him put him in shock about all this.
00:16:25 Brandon
4.
00:16:29 Andrew
Where's the voice over to hit more Vince Vaughn?
00:16:36
Oh.
00:16:36 Brandon
CG dinosaurs.
00:16:37 Brandon
Sarge and later they're running and the screaming you 2.
00:16:39 Andrew
Are you like Julianne Moore and stuff?
00:16:44 Brandon
That's.
00:16:44
The hell was that?
00:16:45 Brandon
What I have to say?
00:16:47 Brandon
Gone. Yeah, yeah.
00:16:48 Brandon
Great cast.
00:16:52 Brandon
I need you to send rescue immediately.
00:16:55 Andrew
Look how.
00:16:55 Andrew
Look how tired, Vince. Mom.
00:16:57
Taking dinosaurs off this island?
00:16:59 Andrew
Obviously David.
00:17:00
The worst idea in history is bad idea is.
00:17:03 Andrew
Jeff Foger I was completing David Ferdiger and instead.
00:17:07 Brandon
That if David Levinson in Independence Day, what is?
00:17:08 Brandon
The.
00:17:12 Brandon
Ah yes.
00:17:16 Andrew
Which is not the movie you're watching.
00:17:17
Angry.
00:17:20 Andrew
Birds like articulate trailers falling off the Cliff is super sketchy, looking like it stresses me out.
00:17:25 Brandon
Sketchy.
00:17:26 Brandon
Scary.
00:17:28 Brandon
Oh yeah.
00:17:31 Brandon
I had the articulated trailer play set and would hang on off of my bed and replay the scene.
00:17:39 Andrew
No at the.
00:17:40 Andrew
So that's kind of sad.
00:17:42 Brandon
Wow, so.
00:17:43 Andrew
The fake cloud effect of lightning is stupid.
00:17:46 Brandon
Oh, the transfer sound in the background.
00:17:52 Andrew
Oh, we're gonna get sued by Sherry Crichton, John Williams, Eddie and all of the above.
00:17:54 Brandon
Yeah, down volumes.
00:17:58 Brandon
Yeah.
00:18:00 Brandon
So that was.
00:18:02 Brandon
Boss, boss World or the lost world?
00:18:05 Brandon
Park we've talked about.
00:18:06 Andrew
Ly loosely loosely based on the Michael Crichton 1985 novel sequel The Lost World.
00:18:06 Brandon
Go ahead. Hmm.
00:18:17 Andrew
Yeah, it's called the lost world. That is the title.
00:18:17 Brandon
The lost world.
00:18:20 Brandon
Yeah.
00:18:21 Andrew
The book.
00:18:22 Brandon
Yes, Jeff Goldblum and Richard Attenborough reprise their roles in the original film, alongside Julianne Moore, Pete Postalist.
00:18:31 Brandon
Nope, thank you.
00:18:35 Brandon
And Iris Howard?
00:18:36 Andrew
I like how they conspicuously leave Vince Vaughn off of that list.
00:18:39 Brandon
Right.
00:18:42 Andrew
Like he would probably be.
00:18:44 Andrew
In addition to Jeff Goldblum, Richard Attenborough and Julian Moore, he probably.
00:18:47 Andrew
4th most famous wouldn't he?
00:18:49 Brandon
I mean, at the time I.
00:18:51 Brandon
Don't think he was.
00:18:51 Andrew
Not true. True.
00:18:53 Brandon
So if we use up the original film, John Hammond, he's controlled his company in Gen. to his nephew, Peter Ludlow, on the verge of bankruptcy.
00:19:02 Brandon
Intends to exploit dinosaurs from engines.
00:19:04 Brandon
Second Island is Warner, with plans for a new dinosaur theme parking slam, Diego.
00:19:11 Brandon
Hanson's a team, led by the eccentric chaos theorist and mathematician Ian Malcolm, to island to document the dinosaurs and encourage non interference. Although the two groups eventually come into conflict.
00:19:23 Brandon
After the original novels, I'm just reading straight from Wikipedia now.
00:19:28 Brandon
So after Jurassic Park, the novel was released in the first film. Successfully pressured crying for a sequel. Andrew, you you know more about this than I do.
00:19:36 Andrew
Well, the book is is.
00:19:38 Andrew
This was the general idea that there was a second island where they actually bred and manufactured, and like raised the dinosaurs and then moved them to the main park like that part.
00:19:47 Andrew
True, but they.
00:19:49 Andrew
Basically discovered the production.
00:19:51 Andrew
There's a lot more like in depth information about DNA and cloning and all sorts of cool stuff. So.
00:19:56 Andrew
Like this story is.
00:19:59 Andrew
The sort of manufactured conflict that's like there's no good reason that Hammond sends them there. Really, like capitalism will win overall until the dinosaur gets out in Los Angeles or or San Diego and starts eating all those people.
00:20:16 Brandon
Let's see.
00:20:17 Brandon
Is the most anticipated film of the.
00:20:20 Brandon
It was accompanied by $250 million marketing campaign, which included video games, comic books and toys. Like I said I had.
00:20:31 Brandon
Came out on May 23rd, 1997 and it received mixed reviews.
00:20:36 Brandon
We praise the visual effects, but criticize the character development.
00:20:40 Andrew
It's a little bit of a whopping.
00:20:42 Brandon
Stillborn. Yeah, but it made 6.
00:20:46 Brandon
No, almost.
00:20:49 Brandon
618 / 618,000,000 worldwide second highest grossing film of 1997.
00:20:58 Brandon
Yes.
00:20:58 Andrew
It did so.
00:20:59 Andrew
They had David Kep come back and write the next one. We're about to watch.
00:21:04 Brandon
Yeah, it also stars been spun, I guess.
00:21:11 Brandon
Vanessa Lee Chester.
00:21:13 Brandon
Well, she was in here at the spy and.
00:21:17 Brandon
Let's see anyone else interesting.
00:21:19 Andrew
The other thing they didn't learn from the first one is stop having kids in them, like in the in this one, the kid, like, stows away in the trailer and then shows up later.
00:21:27 Brandon
Mm.
00:21:29 Andrew
I'm like that's too much stress for me.
00:21:31 Andrew
We don't need children running around.
00:21:33 Andrew
Got dinosaurs? Eating people.
00:21:35 Brandon
Hey, apologies. The girl in in the beginning isn't what's her face from fast and furious.
00:21:41 Brandon
It's Camila Bell from practical magic.
00:21:49 Brandon
And other things trapped beneath the.
00:21:54 Brandon
What's she known for?
00:21:57 Andrew
I don't know.
00:21:58 Brandon
Choose in the third season of long order organized crime.
00:22:02 Andrew
Oh wow.
00:22:04 Brandon
She's known for things.
00:22:06 Brandon
She's in espresso commercial with George Clooney.
00:22:06 Brandon
I am new to you.
00:22:09 Andrew
Who is this?
00:22:10 Brandon
Camille Bell.
00:22:11 Brandon
She's in 10,000 BC.
00:22:15 Brandon
Uh.
00:22:16 Andrew
I don't hear that is.
00:22:17 Brandon
She was on the Disney Channel television film RIP Girls in 2000.
00:22:23 Andrew
She doesn't look all that familiar to me.
00:22:26 Brandon
She's.
00:22:26 Brandon
She's the girl from the beginning.
00:22:28 Brandon
Oh, she dated Joe Jonas.
00:22:31 Andrew
Wow.
00:22:31 Brandon
And briefly briefly, American footballer Tim Tebow.
00:22:32 Andrew
What a resume.
00:22:37 Andrew
I'm sure she's done a lot of things on her own, though not related to other.
00:22:39 Brandon
No.
00:22:41
People.
00:22:42 Brandon
She's she's in the Patriots.
00:22:47 Brandon
Uh.
00:22:48 Brandon
I know it from something.
00:22:50 Andrew
Well, we'll come back to that.
00:22:52 Brandon
Choosing episode Walker, Texas Ranger.
00:22:54 Andrew
Oh, that must be it.
00:22:55 Brandon
Yeah, definitely that.
00:22:56 Andrew
How old is she?
00:22:57 Andrew
Like 63.
00:22:59 Brandon
Well, she's 38.
00:23:02 Andrew
But she must.
00:23:03 Andrew
Been a real little kid then, gidwalker.
00:23:05 Brandon
Did you not see the?
00:23:10 Brandon
Anyway, before I go down a rabbit hole, I don't need to go down that I've always started.
00:23:15 Andrew
So now we're getting a new one, Jurassic World rebirth.
00:23:18 Brandon
Yes. Did you see the three Jurassic worlds prior to this?
00:23:24 Andrew
I think I saw the 1st. I saw Jurassic.
00:23:27 Andrew
World One and two.
00:23:30 Andrew
And part of three.
00:23:32 Brandon
You didn't watch all three with all of the returning characters like Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum.
00:23:37 Andrew
No, I did watch 3.
00:23:38 Andrew
I didn't watch 2.
00:23:41 Andrew
I.
00:23:41 Andrew
The whole second trilogy was dumb, like Chris Pratt doing his whole like pulling his hand up the dinosaurs thing for like collectively almost 9 hours of film, like do something different.
00:23:42 Brandon
Oh.
00:23:58 Brandon
Yeah, the.
00:24:01 Andrew
I'm sorry, I think I have POS these days.
00:24:05 Andrew
A little like lately. Not as much as some.
00:24:09 Brandon
Something about Anna Faris or something.
00:24:10 Andrew
I think you got no.
00:24:11 Andrew
Lightly, Maggie, for a while, but compared to the real maggot people, it's not that bad.
00:24:15 Brandon
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:24:19 Andrew
In some beautiful Lake Stevens.
00:24:20 Andrew
Here we go.
00:24:21
Doctor Henry Loomis. This is Zora Bennett.
00:24:23 Jurassic Trailer
Our mission specialist.
00:24:25
Sorry. What mission?
00:24:26 Brandon
What mission?
00:24:27 Brandon
This would be a medical breakthrough.
00:24:29 Brandon
We're going to lost world.
00:24:29 Brandon
Could save countless lives.
00:24:31 Andrew
So we're rebuilding it.
00:24:31 Brandon
It comes from the largest dinosaurs on the planet.
00:24:34
Oh.
00:24:34
My God.
00:24:35 Brandon
Well, if I remember correctly.
00:24:38 Andrew
I own a new bar.
00:24:40 Brandon
Oh.
00:24:40 Andrew
Like I have a *****. OK, sorry.
00:24:44 Brandon
Erupted. So any dinosaurs that were left on?
00:24:47 Brandon
Probably dead.
00:24:49 Brandon
True.
00:24:49 Brandon
And then.
00:24:52 Brandon
So and then there were.
00:24:54 Andrew
Another on a new island.
00:24:56 Brandon
And then there there were dinosaurs released.
00:24:59 Brandon
Around the world.
00:25:02 Brandon
So.
00:25:03 Andrew
But what was that place that was like a fossil Place, aka Museum?
00:25:09 Andrew
The fossil.
00:25:10
Place.
00:25:10 Brandon
That was that was Cameron's estate in California that they were at previously.
00:25:13
Oh.
00:25:16 Brandon
Wasn't.
00:25:17 Brandon
Like, that's where the that's where that auction, that shady auction took place.
00:25:22 Andrew
Imagine, like you sign up to be on the cast of Jurassic World, but then you get like whiplash and you can no longer look up toward the.
00:25:25 Brandon
Mm.
00:25:30 Brandon
Or imagine being cast in a dress war movie and being told you have to know the back story of the previous 6.
00:25:30 Andrew
OK.
00:25:39 Andrew
No.
00:25:40 Narrator
Fortunately for us, all these species exist in one isolated place.
00:25:46 Andrew
Person you like a lost world, if you will, yes.
00:25:47
Are you ready tomorrow?
00:25:50 Brandon
More or less.
00:25:51
More or less.
00:25:57
He's your guy.
00:25:57
We're the best.
00:25:58
That moving thing and people in and out of places they shouldn't.
00:25:59 Brandon
It's a heist movie.
00:26:03 Jurassic Trailer
We put towards Barbados avoid government patrol but.
00:26:06 Brandon
Alright, how's?
00:26:07 Jurassic Trailer
That many anymore, my dad.
00:26:11
No one's dumb enough to go where we're going.
00:26:15 Andrew
Boy, that was suspect acting right there.
00:26:16
Ivan was the research facility.
00:26:18
For the original Jurassic Park.
00:26:21 Brandon
We need DNA from the three biggest line source.
00:26:22 Andrew
Look at some X.
00:26:23 Andrew
Vibes there. Do we have to get?
00:26:24 Brandon
Yeah.
00:26:25 Brandon
A sample from an egg.
00:26:28 Andrew
I think that should have been Bruce Campbell.
00:26:29
I suppose we could try that.
00:26:30 Jurassic Trailer
If you apparently that findable.
00:26:30 Andrew
Don't.
00:26:30 Andrew
I guy that that line right there.
00:26:31 Brandon
The size of 16.
00:26:33 Brandon
Yeah, it's and the hair and the shirt.
00:26:34 Andrew
That the meltdown.
00:26:36
Yeah.
00:26:38 Brandon
Frank Gardner Sanders let us.
00:26:39 Jurassic Trailer
I.
00:26:44 Brandon
Have to say a lot of white people.
00:26:47 Brandon
This one.
00:26:47 Brandon
If these dinosaurs were too dangerous for the original heart.
00:26:48 Andrew
The effects don't look so hot, but yeah, I'm also watching it, like in a glitchy.
00:26:53 Andrew
Stream setting.
00:26:55 Brandon
The.
00:26:56 Brandon
There how we did he just transferred.
00:26:59 Brandon
We're left here.
00:27:01 Andrew
Rabatore.
00:27:03 Brandon
I need a hard cave, not sure.
00:27:04 Jurassic Trailer
No.
00:27:10 Brandon
I heard a trigger warning egg.
00:27:11
Hey.
00:27:12
We put ourselves in a.
00:27:13
Place where you don't believe.
00:27:18 Brandon
Watch this I.
00:27:18
Survival is a long shot.
00:27:22 Brandon
What the hell are those?
00:27:24 Brandon
They're helping the mosasaur.
00:27:26
Defend territory stock hunt.
00:27:29
None of what you just said is good.
00:27:32 Brandon
Nodes.
00:27:34 Brandon
OK here.
00:27:36 Andrew
Course.
00:27:36 Brandon
You should do gymnastics to save.
00:27:37
Hello.
00:27:41 Andrew
Scarlet Johansson really only has 1 speed, but I like it.
00:27:43 Brandon
You know.
00:27:45 Andrew
What I.
00:27:45 Andrew
Like she pretty much plays the same character but.
00:27:48 Andrew
Just works.
00:27:50 Brandon
Yeah, she's.
00:27:52 Brandon
She's been Black Widow since she was the sister in.
00:27:55 Brandon
Loan for three.
00:27:57 Andrew
There you.
00:27:58 Andrew
So it's a stand alone sequel, but I'm assuming it's part of a new.
00:28:02 Brandon
Charging are helpful. Trilogy, yeah.
00:28:03 Andrew
Trilogy.
00:28:09 Brandon
Hey Cortana.
00:28:09 Andrew
So now say the next thing that spur my next joke.
00:28:13 Brandon
It will start a new ensemble cast led by Scott Johansen, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, and with Rupert friend friend.
00:28:25 Brandon
I thought he pronounces it weird.
00:28:28 Brandon
Manuel Garcia workflow, Luna Blasi, blaze, David Crowe and Ed Sheeran.
00:28:33 Andrew
What is it?
00:28:40 Brandon
You can't.
00:28:41 Andrew
OK, here's the.
00:28:42 Andrew
We all know what it's gonna be.
00:28:43 Brandon
Yep.
00:28:44 Andrew
You can't just use an adjective like ensemble, and it's just true because.
00:28:48 Andrew
Use the word like.
00:28:50 Andrew
Who? What?
00:28:52 Brandon
You know scourge Johansson and Mahershala Ali.
00:28:55 Andrew
I know, but OK if if your definition is that if the ensemble cast is just a list of random names, just names that people have put together, like every movie has an ensemble cast that then the word ensemble cast loses all meaning, right?
00:28:59 Brandon
And I guess Jonathan, right.
00:29:02
Name.
00:29:10 Brandon
Isn't that the meaning of an ensemble cast?
00:29:14 Andrew
That wouldn't mean every movie hasn't. OK, let's.
00:29:20 Brandon
In ensembles, I always assume ensemble meant like a group of people.
00:29:22 Andrew
OK.
00:29:23 Andrew
So they they share equal screen time and work together to create a unified effect.
00:29:29 Andrew
I think that's fair.
00:29:30 Brandon
I don't know who Jonathan Bailey is.
00:29:32 Andrew
But I think to say like, OK, for example, Ocean's 11 is an ensemble cast.
00:29:37 Andrew
This is an ensemble cast like how can you call them the same thing?
00:29:40 Andrew
Know what I mean?
00:29:41 Andrew
I would say that's like a very famous ensemble cast, but now that I know the definition, this is a ensemble cast of people you've.
00:29:44 Brandon
Yes.
00:29:49 Andrew
She had really never heard of.
00:29:50 Brandon
Maharshar Ali was supposed to be the new blade in the MCU and now.
00:29:51 Andrew
Maybe they're good based on that trailer.
00:29:56 Andrew
All right, that guy was.
00:29:57 Andrew
Except for that one line he delivered. That was terrible.
00:29:59 Brandon
Very Tyrese Gibson, yes.
00:30:02 Andrew
Anyway, let's see was developed.
00:30:06 Brandon
Yes.
00:30:09 Brandon
Yes.
00:30:09 Andrew
A year ago.
00:30:11 Brandon
They shot in Thailand and Malta in the UK.
00:30:15 Brandon
The premise is five years after the events of Jurassic World, Dominion.
00:30:19 Brandon
Burke Environment has largely proven inhospitable to dinosaurs. The surviving creatures now reside in remote tropical locales reminiscent of the environments where they once flourished.
00:30:23
Yeah.
00:30:30 Brandon
Zora Bennett, a covert operative is recruited.
00:30:33 Brandon
By I can't finish that.
00:30:37 Brandon
Is he feel bad?
00:30:37 Andrew
I can do it if you want.
00:30:39 Brandon
No. OK, go apart.
00:30:40 Andrew
It's recruited by.
00:30:41 Andrew
Pharmaceutical company to collaborate with paleontologist Doctor Henry Loomis and team leader Duncan Kincaid on a top secret mission.
00:30:50 Andrew
Let's take a.
00:30:50 Andrew
Their objective is to infiltrate a forbidden.
00:30:53 Andrew
Once the site of the original research facility for Jurassic Park, how many times they gonna revisit that and locate the three largest prehistoric species from land, sea and air?
00:31:04 Andrew
About planes, trains and automobiles.
00:31:05 Brandon
There are powers combined.
00:31:07 Andrew
The DNA of these creatures holds the key to a revolutionary drug capable of saving countless human lives. If they created the dinosaurs, couldn't they just like whatever?
00:31:16 Andrew
Along the.
00:31:17 Andrew
The team encounters a civilian family and both groups find themselves.
00:31:20 Andrew
They discover that the island is home to mutated failed dinosaur experiments that have thrived in isolation for decades.
00:31:27 Andrew
A lost world, if you will.
00:31:29 Brandon
Yes.
00:31:33 Brandon
A.
00:31:34 Brandon
Lost Jurassic World?
00:31:36 Brandon
Dominion.
00:31:38 Andrew
Fallen Kingdom.
00:31:40 Brandon
3.
00:31:40 Brandon
So.
00:31:43 Brandon
So.
00:31:45 Brandon
Yeah. I mean, obviously largest plot point being.
00:31:49 Brandon
They have.
00:31:51 Brandon
They have to get DNA from land, sea and air dinosaurs because they're also different also.
00:31:59 Brandon
If I remember correctly, the movies franchise, at least the dinosaur DNA, is like half amphibian DNA.
00:32:08 Andrew
So, so here's here's the thing.
00:32:12 Andrew
The actual premise of this reboot is terrible. When you read the premise and you're just like the science doesn't really make any sense.
00:32:21 Andrew
It just doesn't really track, it just doesn't.
00:32:21 Brandon
Covert operatives or Bennett.
00:32:24 Andrew
Just doesn't work.
00:32:25 Andrew
The number 2 is much more.
00:32:28 Andrew
You've got basically a bunch of people are like there are.
00:32:31 Andrew
We could go get today and put them in cages and show them to people to make a bunch of money and we will kill anyone who gets in our way.
00:32:33 Brandon
Hmm.
00:32:38 Andrew
That's essentially the premise of that. That is a very realistic thing.
00:32:41 Andrew
It could happen today.
00:32:42 Brandon
Capitalism.
00:32:44 Andrew
Capitalism, this whole thing, like Doctor Henry Loomis like. Was he a safe manufacturer? I.
00:32:52 Brandon
They have to.
00:32:52 Brandon
They have to give the they have to give the free magical DNA mcguffins.
00:32:57 Andrew
I.
00:32:57 Andrew
I don't know how you can compare yourself a writer and be like this will cause Zora Bennett.
00:33:01 Andrew
Be a covert dinosaur.
00:33:02 Andrew
Like what the hell are you talking about?
00:33:04 Brandon
Let's be honest, this is a Marvel movie. Before they just slapped the Jurassic Park.
00:33:08 Andrew
Yeah.
00:33:09 Brandon
On it.
00:33:10 Andrew
Yeah, there were some creatures from another world.
00:33:14 Andrew
Something with a. What's that thing that sent them place to place in Thor?
00:33:20 Brandon
By frost.
00:33:21 Andrew
Thank.
00:33:21 Andrew
The Bifrost where they come up.
00:33:23 Andrew
With that name anyway.
00:33:24 Andrew
You.
00:33:24 Andrew
So gun to head.
00:33:26 Brandon
Yeah, I got the head.
00:33:27 Brandon
One are you?
00:33:28 Brandon
The older one see less, and may I remind you, one Jeff Goldblum, stepdaughter or daughter or whatever, saves the day with gymnastics 2.
00:33:41 Brandon
The completely unnecessary last 40 minutes of the film, with the dinosaur rampaging around San Diego after the entire film's done.
00:33:45 Brandon
Yeah.
00:33:50 Andrew
I like how his stepdaughter, where he has to do like a routine, and there's just a chalk bag.
00:33:54 Andrew
Wasn't there?
00:33:55 Andrew
I see there.
00:33:55 Andrew
Some sort of like that way that.
00:33:56 Brandon
She felt she found dust or something to to do the high Vars.
00:34:01 Andrew
Someone, someone from off camera throw some outfit outside a frame throws her.
00:34:05 Andrew
Chalk bag.
00:34:06 Brandon
Yeah.
00:34:08 Andrew
And then that one coat.
00:34:09 Andrew
Never mind.
00:34:11 Brandon
That guys feet.
00:34:12 Andrew
Yeah.
00:34:14 Andrew
Oh gosh, the problem is this isn't a question of which movie is better, but I I always think.
00:34:17 Brandon
You know which one will you see? How about?
00:34:21 Brandon
About not even.
00:34:22 Brandon
Not even which one gun your head. Would you watch? Yes.
00:34:25 Andrew
So I'm walking into a movie theater.
00:34:26 Andrew
No, I'm walking into a movie theater.
00:34:28 Andrew
I can buy one of two tickets.
00:34:29 Brandon
Yes.
00:34:33 Brandon
Oh, I was wondering which one would you watch next?
00:34:40 Andrew
Yeah, it doesn't help me.
00:34:41 Andrew
Makes it worse.
00:34:45
I.
00:34:47
Love.
00:34:48 Brandon
We have an uncle you have for once in your life you have a young quantity in this. You know the last World.
00:34:54 Brandon
You've seen the last World.
00:34:58 Andrew
Probably the new.
00:35:00 Andrew
I would probably watch the new one, yeah, because it's not like the lost World 2, although the story's a little bit.
00:35:00 Brandon
Really. Really.
00:35:06 Andrew
Plausible like.
00:35:07 Brandon
Mm.
00:35:07 Andrew
The Acting's not all that much.
00:35:09 Andrew
Like Julianne Moore's great Geoff Wilbur's great.
00:35:11 Andrew
Else is sort of mid.
00:35:14 Brandon
The end is bad.
00:35:15 Brandon
The only? Yeah. The only memorable part is the the articulated trailer is seeing.
00:35:21 Andrew
Yep, there's not enough action.
00:35:24 Brandon
Yeah.
00:35:24 Andrew
And the articulated scene is like a little bit much.
00:35:28 Andrew
A little bit.
00:35:29 Andrew
There's a lot of plot armor and it's a.
00:35:31 Andrew
Bit like over the top.
00:35:33 Brandon
That, that, that window be cracking.
00:35:36 Andrew
Yeah. So I'm gonna go with the new one. I don't have high hopes, but it it looked watchable.
00:35:39 Brandon
I know.
00:35:43 Brandon
No, it did look watchable.
00:35:45 Andrew
Yeah. I'd like to see how the graphics look on a real like HD screen, not like 720 stream through zoom 'cause. It made the effects look awful.
00:35:55 Brandon
The traffic, the Lost World trailer was even worse. So.
00:36:00 Andrew
But you like scar.
00:36:01 Andrew
I mean, you know, can't discount that.
00:36:02 Brandon
Yeah, I like sky. Go too.
00:36:05 Andrew
Alright, how are you?
00:36:11 Andrew
It's a hard one.
00:36:13 Brandon
I I think if we reframe it as which one will I go back to watch after I've seen this one?
00:36:19 Brandon
Most likely to lost world, yeah, but that's just that's just be projecting now.
00:36:23 Brandon
Yes.
00:36:28 Brandon
The biggest question would you rather watch any of the Jurassic worlds previous to this?
00:36:34 Brandon
Where's this new one?
00:36:34 Andrew
And now one of them does have Vincent D'onofrio in it.
00:36:36 Andrew
He gets 8.
00:36:38 Brandon
True, but it's also a almost rehash of the First Jurassic Park with more people.
00:36:44 Jurassic Trailer
True.
00:36:46 Brandon
But our most Jurassic Park movies are rehearsals.
00:36:47 Andrew
In a very unlikeable Dallas Bryce Howard, who becomes more likeable throughout the series. But.
00:36:53 Brandon
Yeah, I I think you meant.
00:36:55 Brandon
Character, not yes.
00:36:56 Andrew
Yeah, of those stupid like balls, they.
00:36:58 Andrew
Around in for the tours.
00:37:00 Andrew
Stupid.
00:37:00 Brandon
Yeah.
00:37:01 Andrew
All right, it's time for our mid episode break.
00:37:04 Brandon
Balls.
00:37:07 Andrew
Slapdim Nut, 69, was.
00:37:10 Brandon
No, I don't cut this part anymore, right?
00:37:13 Andrew
Shoot, that's what the guy's name was, alright.
00:37:16 Brandon
It was.
00:37:18 Andrew
And now back to the show.
00:37:21 Brandon
I'll after some quick cutting.
00:37:24 Andrew
You're welcome.
00:37:26 Brandon
Hopefully, yeah.
00:37:26 Andrew
Well, to be fair, we've cut that out for a long time. I forgot.
00:37:31 Brandon
Hopefully I'll remember to cut that if not, you just heard the name of a Rocket league player that we played tonight.
00:37:38 Brandon
So we're.
00:37:39 Brandon
Finish up with the BuzzFeed quiz, and for once, I think Andrew is gonna take lead on this.
00:37:45 Brandon
Because it's called the only score 14 out of 14 in this quiz. If you've seen Jurassic Park.
00:37:51 Brandon
200 times no, I just read the book at least three times in his life.
00:37:57 Andrew
But this part I don't think he's named, OK.
00:38:00 Andrew
Let's do it.
00:38:01 Brandon
All right. Number one was the name of the guy who raises the gate in the opening scene before getting eaten.
00:38:08 Brandon
Is it Joffrey, Joffrey, or Godfrey?
00:38:12 Andrew
I want to say it's Joffrey or Godfrey.
00:38:15 Andrew
I feel like it's more likely to be a last name than a first name. Usually wouldn't call it workers on a first name basis, but Jeffrey could be a last name too.
00:38:18 Brandon
Mm.
00:38:22 Andrew
However, it's usually with AJ, so I'm gonna say Joffrey or.
00:38:26 Andrew
Do you have any?
00:38:27
Thoughts.
00:38:30 Brandon
Familiar, but it's also a kind of phones character or Game of Thrones character.
00:38:35 Brandon
Sure. Maybe it's Godfrey.
00:38:41 Andrew
We get it, Godfrey. Dang it.
00:38:42 Brandon
Godfrey is Joffrey Dang.
00:38:48
Shoot.
00:38:49 Andrew
Alright, which country is island Nublar off the coast of?
00:38:54 Andrew
It Costa Rica, Puerto Rico or Honduras.
00:38:59
It's Costa Rica.
00:39:00 Brandon
Costa Rica.
00:39:04 Brandon
In exchange for his in Jurassic Park, how long does Hammond promise to fund Allen and Elli?
00:39:08 Brandon
For three years, four years or five years.
00:39:12 Andrew
I want to say three years.
00:39:12 Brandon
Five, OK, three years.
00:39:15 Andrew
Well.
00:39:16 Brandon
I trust you.
00:39:19 Andrew
It's three. I remember 'cause. It sounds like the he says it like the the owl that's trying to determine how many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
00:39:25
She.
00:39:26 Andrew
An additional three years.
00:39:28 Andrew
He doesn't say it like that at all, but.
00:39:28 Brandon
Uh huh. He's like cuz he's British.
00:39:31 Andrew
And then Alan Grant says no, sorry. Laura Dern's character says where's the plane?
00:39:39 Andrew
Oh, this one. Name this Incognito.
00:39:41 Andrew
It's a man on a red polo with sunglasses, like comb back blonde hair, talking to Newman from Seinfeld.
00:39:49 Brandon
Where they do the.
00:39:52 Andrew
What's his name?
00:39:53 Brandon
Ned, near near near dentist Neder.
00:39:56 Andrew
Nedrick Dennis Nedery he goes.
00:39:58 Andrew
Does he say?
00:40:00 Andrew
Thompson, we got Thompson here or Johnson.
00:40:03 Andrew
We got Johnson here.
00:40:04 Brandon
I bet you do.
00:40:06 Andrew
Or.
00:40:06 Andrew
Johnson, we got Johnson here.
00:40:07 Andrew
See, no one cares is the next part.
00:40:10 Andrew
I think that's what he says.
00:40:11 Brandon
Yeah, it's Thomson.
00:40:12 Andrew
What's the answer?
00:40:15 Brandon
Yeah.
00:40:16
Yeah.
00:40:16 Andrew
That is a character from the book.
00:40:18 Andrew
Yeah. See, nobody cares. That's what he said.
00:40:20 Brandon
Well, so he comes.
00:40:22 Brandon
Think.
00:40:22 Brandon
Comes back in the last Jurassic.
00:40:25 Brandon
He's the he's the like Tim Cook style character.
00:40:30
Yeah, maybe.
00:40:31 Brandon
Yeah.
00:40:33 Brandon
Yeah.
00:40:33 Brandon
According to Mr. Hammond, how fast?
00:40:35 Brandon
The T.
00:40:36 Brandon
30 miles an hour, 32 miles an hour, 35 miles an hour.
00:40:41 Andrew
I want to go 35 just because the fact that it can keep up with the Jeep suggests the 3532 sounds more.
00:40:45 Brandon
Hang on.
00:40:48 Andrew
Say 35.
00:40:50 Andrew
Dang, it's 32.
00:40:50 Brandon
Oh.
00:40:52 Brandon
So you got T Rex.
00:40:55 Andrew
All right. What was Doctor Grant's favorite dinosaur when he was a kid?
00:41:00 Andrew
It the iguanodon.
00:41:01 Andrew
The stegosaurus or the Triceratops?
00:41:07 Brandon
Was it just try something?
00:41:07
I think it's.
00:41:09 Andrew
Always use the Triceratops.
00:41:10 Andrew
That's the one they encounter in.
00:41:13 Brandon
I was going to see the Stags like right in the picture.
00:41:13
The.
00:41:18 Brandon
Transfer tubes.
00:41:19 Andrew
No, it's gonna be a mistake.
00:41:19 Brandon
Go.
00:41:20 Andrew
Are.
00:41:21 Andrew
There's like cows.
00:41:23 Brandon
You evidently say.
00:41:25 Andrew
Oh, he just lay on it like.
00:41:26 Andrew
It breathing.
00:41:27 Brandon
Yeah.
00:41:27 Andrew
Oh, gosh, yes. She was my favorite as a.
00:41:29 Brandon
That's interesting.
00:41:33 Andrew
And I've seen.
00:41:34 Andrew
She's the most beautiful thing I ever done sod.
00:41:38 Brandon
And then they put the Union there because he the actor is from.
00:41:44 Brandon
A Commonwealth country or formerly Commonwealth country.
00:41:46 Brandon
Meeting.
00:41:48 Brandon
Between Tim Waldein at what age of Velociraptors Lethal 4 months, six months or eight months?
00:41:49 Brandon
OK.
00:42:00 Brandon
Eight months.
00:42:01 Brandon
Six months.
00:42:02 Brandon
Four months.
00:42:03 Andrew
For six months, let's shoot the middle.
00:42:06 Brandon
I don't think it's.
00:42:06 Andrew
Nah, 8 months.
00:42:07 Andrew
It.
00:42:08 Andrew
And I do mean lethal.
00:42:10 Andrew
What does ham and tell Doctor Grant they're having for dinner? As a cow is fed to the velociraptors?
00:42:16 Andrew
Is it Alaskan salmon, red snapper or Chilean sea bass?
00:42:20 Brandon
I believe it's Chilean seafood.
00:42:22 Andrew
Chilean sea bass, also known as the Patagonian Tooth Fish Twain Sea Bass, is a term term term.
00:42:26 Brandon
Hmm.
00:42:30 Brandon
Toothpaste shunts off.
00:42:32 Andrew
That sea bass actually looks pretty bomb, although sea sea bass can be a little bit like like dense atmos.
00:42:41 Brandon
What bird determines as an example when trying to defend what he's done? Dodos. Congo condors are the peregrine Falcon.
00:42:48 Andrew
I suspect it's probably the extinct 1.
00:42:51 Brandon
Yes. Nope.
00:42:53 Brandon
Like don't know.
00:42:54 Andrew
No, it's condors.
00:42:55 Andrew
Well, good job. Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
00:42:56 Brandon
To save the condo.
00:43:04 Andrew
AI.
00:43:07 Andrew
When Tim is but was it my turn?
00:43:09 Brandon
Yeah, near evens.
00:43:10 Andrew
When Tim is bugging Alan about his book, he mentions a book by a guy named was it?
00:43:15 Andrew
Baker, Cooper or Ritter.
00:43:20 Brandon
I think it's Ritter.
00:43:23 Andrew
I'm gonna say Baker, but.
00:43:24 Brandon
Parker.
00:43:26 Andrew
You you seem pretty confident.
00:43:26 Brandon
No, no, I I I defer to you.
00:43:29 Andrew
Yeah, but if I'm wrong, I'm looking at *******.
00:43:31 Andrew
Baker, OK.
00:43:33 Andrew
His book was a lot fatter than yours, OK?
00:43:37 Brandon
What is the name of the plant that Doctor Sattler thinks could be responsible for the Triceratops illness?
00:43:43 Brandon
West Indian lilac, East African, lilac or South American lilac.
00:43:47 Andrew
I would say it's West Indian lilac.
00:43:48 Brandon
Yeah.
00:43:50 Andrew
It is.
00:43:50 Brandon
'Cause nice.
00:43:52 Andrew
That is one big pile of.
00:43:54 Brandon
Ish.
00:43:56 Andrew
DNA from which animal was used to complete the dinosaurs?
00:43:59 Andrew
Sequences causing some to spontaneously change sex.
00:44:03 Andrew
Don't tell the Republicans, frog, lizard or snake.
00:44:08 Brandon
Was the fog.
00:44:09 Brandon
Not.
00:44:09 Andrew
It was a frog.
00:44:12 Brandon
Nice.
00:44:13 Andrew
Life found a way.
00:44:15 Brandon
What color is the Jelly on Lexus Spoon that wobbles when she sees the silhouette of the Velociraptor?
00:44:21 Brandon
Was it red, green or orange?
00:44:25 Andrew
Knows it was.
00:44:27 Brandon
Green. Nice.
00:44:31 Andrew
It just says correct.
00:44:33 Brandon
Great.
00:44:34 Andrew
Greens after Lexus computer skills saved the day Doctor Grant calls him, by the way. Her computer skills is.
00:44:40 Andrew
She can type.
00:44:41 Brandon
In Linux.
00:44:42 Andrew
Doctor Grant calls.
00:44:44 Andrew
What is the first thing he says to him?
00:44:48 Andrew
Is it Mr.
00:44:49 Andrew
Get us home, Mr.
00:44:50 Andrew
The children are fine or Mr. Hammond?
00:44:53 Andrew
Phones are working.
00:44:57 Andrew
It's.
00:44:57 Andrew
The phones are working.
00:44:59
Thanks.
00:45:03 Brandon
Alright I I.
00:45:03 Andrew
Hey, whoa, whoa.
00:45:05 Andrew
10 out of 14 you scored better than 59% of all of the quiz takers moving either.
00:45:11 Andrew
Seen the.
00:45:12 Andrew
How dare you or are pretty terrible at retaining information.
00:45:15 Andrew
But there's no judgement.
00:45:17 Andrew
I mean, at least you didn't try to bring back dinosaurs from extinction and accidentally kill a bunch of people.
00:45:23 Brandon
Whoa, that's fighting words.
00:45:26 Brandon
Yeah, how?
00:45:27 Andrew
How dare you?
00:45:31 Brandon
I just like Lexus when she gets the computers like I know this.
00:45:36 Brandon
It's a lot of stuff.
00:45:38 Brandon
She says.
00:45:38 Andrew
Unix actually.
00:45:39 Brandon
Oh, you mean? Except when it was? Yeah.
00:45:41 Andrew
Yeah. Like, this is cute.
00:45:44 Andrew
Anyway, didn't they have windows?
00:45:44 Brandon
Oh.
00:45:46 Andrew
Not quite.
00:45:46 Brandon
Right. Yeah, they might have.
00:45:48 Brandon
Not in 90s.
00:45:50 Andrew
I mean, it would have been stable enough for that level of automation.
00:45:53 Andrew
Some sort of.
00:45:53 Andrew
Based thing anyway, there you go.
00:45:56 Andrew
This has been a long episode.
00:45:57 Brandon
Yeah. So, so I guess that's it for this week's.
00:45:59 Andrew
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00:46:02 Brandon
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00:46:31 Brandon
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